I have:

* college tuition to worry about
* Bunnies spawned from BJ Jones and White Wolf and other various Goddesses of Slash
* A new Stetler bunny where he's not quite such an ass. I know, Doomsday? It's next Friday.
* Hit a major writer's block for Connected
* A rabid Blade: Trinity bunny that's Hannibal/Drake set in an mpreg universe. I'm evil. This surprises people, WHY?! ]:D! Havta love my horns, they're so shiny and evil-like....
* A bunny named Kaye that wants to take over my mind and show up in Sylum. This bunny has been shot, tranq-ed, poisoned, and other should-be-roadkill scenarios but it keeps coming back. RIDDICK! I have a new Playmate for you!!
* A need to find a better paying, better hour, something-I'm-actually-good-at job.
* To move all my belongs BACK into the Dorms... *shudder* MATE! SOS! Dom, hold me...
* A drastic need to update more often instead of lurking
* To find a background I actually really like and have someone else fiddle with LJ cause it hates me. Dom? Amy? Help?
* To get back into my habit of replying on the Sylum messageboard more often and not repeatedly. Yahell and LJ made this pact to make me miserable, I'm bouta sick Dean Winchester and Riddick and Alec on their collective asses...
* Really need to learn how to get LJ to cut. OH WELL!

I'm completely insane. It's been weeks since my unsuccessful attempt to post quiz code.... (still not over that. 'Lj Hates Me' is my new bumper sticker. :( . Right next to 'Come to the Dark Side.... We Have COOKIES!') ... and I am attempting to post code again. Someone should shoot me now and save me the trouble of going crazy- erm, Crazier than I already am.

But I have signed myself up for a new challenge. Joe_reaves 's 50 Other Worlds for Brian O'Connor/ Dominic Toretto. My mate will be happy. And LOOK! 'Vampires'!

001 Air	002 Earth	003 Fire	004 Water	005 Spirit
006 Darkness	007 Apprentice	008 Brigadoon	009 Castle	010 Cauldron
011 Dreams	012 Hero	013 Immortal	014 In the Clouds	015 Knight
016 Prince/Princess	017 Psychic	018 Steam Powered	019 Treasure	020 Underwater
021 Villain	022 Wicked Stepmother	023 Brownie	024 Centaur	025 Dragon
026 Dryad	027 Dwarf	028 Elf	029 Fairy	030 Faun
031 Genie	032 Ghost	033 Griffin	034 Lycanthrope	035 Naiad
036 Oread	037 Phoenix	038 Shapeshifter	039 Snow Queen	040 Sun God
041 Troll	042 Vampire	043 Witch	044 Wizard	045 Curse
046 Enchantment	047 Hawk	048 Horse	049 Snake	050 Wolf

O.O

Yep, I'm fully set for the loony bin. And it's called Sylum Sanitarium!

Ok, been entirely too long since I posted but  in my defense, RL is a real - *cough, mutter, cough*.  And siblings that are annoying and clepto's are not too inspiring unless to rant. But I digress. 

The next chapter of 'Son, Not So Lost' is at the editors, I love my mate, and I took a cute quiz that has sparked a bunny. *headdesk* You'd think I would learn....... but at least I'm not picking up challenges every time I get on when I have over 50 of them already claimed. = D I love you, Alex.  
*cheeky innocent 'You-know-can't-help-but-love-me' smile*


hehehe, like I said..... cute bunny and a possible storyline coming out of the woodwork, but I wonder how I can slash it...... 
*returns to hide under desk with laptop, bunny, and box of blue-dusted carrots* P.S. um, if this all comes up as code, please tell me. LJ and I aren't co-operating as well as we were. *kicks LJ for taking fifteen minutes to upload*

Writer's block is ebil and should be exterminated. Oh well, here's chapter 2

  
Enjoy!

MAJOR RANTING AND SPOILERS AHEAD! BEWARE THE RANTS OF SUGAR-HIGH FANS
UNDER EXTREME PRESSURE

YEAHHH!!! LJ is finally allowed to work at my college! HURRAY! *does happy dance fanatically*

On to better news, 

I have the first chapter of my story up and ready! Yeah for me! follow the cut to read more and tell what you think. The bunnies are road blocked at the moment by a Blood & Chocolate fic.

Cool-ness:

I went out to eat at this great Chinese restaurant called Jin-Jin's in my hometown today. The fortune cookie I picked had my friends laughing on the floor.

My Fortune Cookie reads: You are gifted with words. You should write a book.

I about died laughing when it hit me, and I'm a redhead now, raven haired naturally, but platinum blonde at heart. I've gone full color spectrum of what you can find in a gene pool. I think Blue, Purple, Pink, Orange, Green, and Silver are the only colors I haven't been yet. Anyway- Cool-ness is my fortune cookie today.

Disaster:

I can't get my LJ to cut. I've tried to dozens of times before, but I don't think I'm doing it right. If anyone can tell me how to get this thing to cut properly, I'll get the first chapter the CSI:Miami story I gave teaser for up. Scroll down the page to read the teaser. Why can't LJ be my friend?! Why LJ, Why must you do this to me?!

Everyone in the Harem is staring at me, and the Coven are offering chocolate brownies as condolences. Death-by-chocolate-sundae-a-la-Jared-Leto sounds nice... Or -Horatio-Caine... Or -Ryan-Wolfe...

Sir Angst-a-lot, my main squeeze rabid plot bunny the Harem and Coven love to feed, is finally home from the short trip he took to the Himalayas for Thanksgiving. Now I have to go feed him and chain him up in the backyard so he stays put long enough to get some work done!

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

We would like to know who really believes in gay rights on livejournal. There is no bribe of a miracle or anything like that. If you truly believe in gay rights, then repost this and title the post as "Gay Rights". If you don't believe in gay rights, then just ignore this. Thanks.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

That's a lot

A bunny that I have fondly named Sir Angst-a-lot has decided to bite me while I was typing up an English paper. To appease the bunny, I have typed the first paragraph of the story and found that I really like it. So here's a spoiler for a "Lost Son lied! Speed's not DEAD!!" story for CSI Miami.



He could only watch as the team still grieved for him. He hadn’t wanted to be pulled in to the Witness Protection Program, had fought It with everything he had, but they’d still managed to fake his death and lead his team to believe he was gone. But what was really pissing him off was that they hadn’t let him tell his family. And he didn’t mean the Speedle’s, though Michael and Anne-Marie Speedle were great adopted parents. No, they wouldn’t let him tell his twin sister or his baby brother that he was going into hiding. Sometimes he wished they hadn’t testified against that mob boss after one of his hits killed their parents in New York. But they’d gotten loving adopted parents in Miami and he’d been able to watch his baby brother become the Miami-Dade Policeman he’d always wanted to be and later, a CSI on the same team as his big brother. Ryan was a CSI on Horatio Caine’s team, just like they’d wanted, only, he wasn’t there to train him into the greatest Trace Expert in the country. His team was falling apart and it hurt to see his baby brother as the stoic, uptight person he’d been after the hit that took their parents. And he hadn’t told them the truth. Hadn’t told the team that he was grieving just like them when he’d started. But that was all going to change. ‘Don’t worry Ryan. Speed’s coming back from the grave and he’s going to make sure they get to know the real Ryan Wolfe.’ Timothy ‘Speed’ Speedle, or Timothy Cochrane according to his alias who went by ‘Speed’ for his addiction to motorcycles, smiled to himself as he sat on the black motorcycle across from the crime scene. He was back in Miami and now that he knew about the real reason why he’d been pulled into Protection, he was a man on a mission. He smiled as Ryan ran his left hand through his short hair, a bad habit of frustration all three of the siblings shared, and turned the ignition key of his bike. Dark eyes locked onto his as the engine rumbled, and for a second, he was scared that Ryan had recognized him despite the black helmet he wore to cover his head. He pulled into the Miami traffic and expertly weaved through the cars towards downtown. It was too soon to confront Ryan. First, he had to go see a certain U.S. Marshal he’d shared the womb with…


Now If I can just figure out how to link....

The Harem has decided to contact the Coven, the meeting point for all my female muses. And after watching one of my DVD's again, I have a possible story idea for a fanfic that crosses CSI: Miami and Practical Magic. Gotta love my muses.

But onto the Coven check list:

Sally Owens, Practical Magic: mixing up a lust potion in the kitchen for The Lady Insanity so she can throw a few good muses together and create a good smut scene.
Gillian "Jilly" Owens, Practical Magic: peeking in on the Harem.
Kate Todd, NCIS: watching Vids on Sylum Manor of all our favorite couples With Sarah Sidle.
Abby Scutio, NCIS: Headbanging.
Sarah Sidle, CSI: Watching vids with Kate.
Aiden Burn, CSI NY: laughing and drinking a beer on the couch at Abby's dancing.
Calliegh Duquesne, CSI Miami: laughing with Aiden on the couch and drinking a martini.
Amy Lee: watching everything with a notebook in her lap cackling happily and evilly as she writes the Coven theme song.
Rogue, X-men: sitting next to Calliegh, laughing.
Catherine Willows, CSI: laughing next to Rogue as Abby starts really headbanging to the music on the stereo.
Alexx Woods, CSI Miami: Laughing with the rest of the girls on the couch as Abby starts dancing with a Crime scene sketching dummy (the kind they use to find bullet tragectory)
Deveraux Cross, OC CSI Miami: Wondering how much trouble her adopted siblings Speed and Ryan are getting into and throwing popcorn at Abby, who catches it to everyone's shouts of joy!

So far that's the Coven. More to come.

But the Bunny demands attention and here goes the latest idea I've had:

In Practical Magic (If you've never watched the movie, go rent it. Nichole Kidman and Sandra Bullock as sisters that are witches. Must Watch It!), We never see Sally and Gillian's Aunt. In the Owens line, there always seems to be two sisters born to every generation: one fair and one dark. We never see Regina Owens', Sally and Gillian's fair redhaired mother, sister. Well, I got bit by this rapid little Bunny and I got to thinking; Why not a crossover between Practical Magic and CSI:Miami. What if Ryan was a Warlock, a male witch, and he had a twin sister and they were Regina's sister's kids? It's in the making but it's starting to shape up.....

Attention all muses in the Harem, friends, and other people who happened upon this site: I finally got my account working. Got off my bum and filled out all the stuff and FINALLY got my LJ account working! Time for a happy dance- on second thought, no. Happy dances tend to excite the muses and then the plot bunnies and penguins get fed too much. Or Ryan and Speed sneak off after bribing Riddick with his own little bunny to turn rabid and bring back more.
Time to do a Harem check:

Richard B. Riddick? Smirking at me,not good
Ryan Wolfe? Missing, not good
Timothy 'Speed' Speedle? Missing, really not good
Horatio Caine? Looking like a chesire cat, really REALLY not good
Mac Taylor? Keeping an eye on Danny
Danny Messer? Trying to beat Jim at pool
Jim Street, SWAT? Beating Danny at pool
Caleb Danvers? Watching the pool game with a smirk, note to self: keep Caleb away from the pool table
Dominic Toretto? I hear his Mazda revving
Brian O'Connor? I hear the Skyline revving
Greg Sanders? By the Stereo
Nick Stokes? By Greg, argueing over what kind of music to play
Warrick Brown? Playing referee
Alan Tracy, Thunderbirds? Messing with his bike at the back
Scott, John, Virgil, and Gordon Tracy? on search and seizure for Ryan and Speed
Dean Winchester? Getting his drink on by the pool table
Sam Winchester? Being a pansy at the bar
Tonny DiNozzo? Getting a Gibbs-smack for something at the poker table
Leroy Jethro Gibbs? playing poker and Gibbs-smacking
Gil Grissom? playing poker and observing
Ciara Wolfe? playing poker and winning, much to Gibbs' amused greif

Most everyone accounted for.... Ryan, I said NO MORE PLOT BUNNIES! OR PENGUINS! OWW! Not another bunnie bite.....